RACE 2: Malaysia

This was on my birthday, so forgive my brief comments and blurry knowledge… although I was glued to the TV in body, my mind was flooded with Vodka, Tequila, Sambuca, etc etc etc.

WHAT’S THE TIME MR ECCLESTON?

Last season showed us some majorly exciting wet races, but they happened by chance, not by plan. ‘Hmmm… looks like we’ll have a monsoon at 5, let’s start the race at 4!’ Who came up with that bright idea? You can’t plan an exciting wet race, it doesn’t work! The excitement has to create itself. Put the race back an hour you bloody stupid men.

MESSAGE TO THE GODS: LEAVE VETTEL ALONE!

Why must you punish my husband? Let him finish a race! That’s 2 races that could have sky-rocketed him up near the top of the table, and instead he’s way down the bottom. I am VERY unimpressed with the cruel twists of fate.

ANOTHER HAPPY ENDING

So Button did it again. Great, he did it! But I’m bored already. I don’t know why, I don’t know what it is. I’m just bored. I think we need another driver up there… a little bit of competition. And I hate all these fair weather fans. I feel like all those that probably hailed Hamilton as King back when he started have now jumped ship and claimed to have always known Button had it in him. Really? Did you now? Well let’s see what happens if it all falls apart… season’s barely kicked off just yet so don’t go getting Jenson tatooed across your forehead just yet.

YOU CAN’T KEEP HIM DOWN

Hamilton shoots, Hamilton SCORES! One point closer to world domination. You get ‘em Hammy.

SO FUCKING COOL

My favourite scene throughout today’s race had to be Kimi, donned in shorts, flip flops and sucking on an ice lolly, while good ol’ Webber was taking his union role seriously and running round gathering the troops and calming nerves. Kimi’s so sexy. It’s like he can’t be bothered anymore… will he really stick it out another year?